| | I've been on a limerick kick lately, and though I'm worried that it'll be hard for me to think in any other form later, limericks are awesome enough to sacrifice for.
Tragic Limericks (presented in the order of their conception):
There once was a talented dancer
Who fancied herself quite the prancer
Until she stepped on a mine
Which left her chair-confined
Then she lost both her parents to cancer.
A new mother was somewhat confused
When the doctor said "I have terrible news"
But then she realized
There were no baby cries
To believe in God now, she'll refuse.
Two lovers were having a fight
Which kept them awake through the night
"You called her name during sex!"
"You're in love with your ex!"
And he knew in his heart she was right.
A knight's poor fiancé was scavenged
By raiders her body was ravaged
The knight promised justice
But was too gutless
And his lover remains unavenged.
Straightforward Sex Limericks:
A man with a 15-inch johnson
Wants to partake in activities wanton
But as you would suspect
It's never fully erect
And ladies find it more painful then awesome.
A robot malfunctioned perversely
When it claimed want to "sex up real dirty"
Could an android consent?
Show free-will through contempt?
Tech-ethicists soon discussed worriedly.
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| | Posted 7/31/2008 5:35 PM - 23 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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